What Really Grinds My Gears...

So me and my jump off ... I mean ... my friend Nika (lol!) decided instead of writing randoms or what we like why not tell people what is just God-awfully annoying, irritating, nerve racking, etc. etc. So without further ado, you know what really grinds my gears...

1. When people won't pop that zit on their forehead.

2. When people don't properly blend their makeup. Why is the green eyeshadow just sitting there with no type of relationship with the gold you applied below it ... get a blending brush people!

3. People who get on the bus in the morning and KNOW they did not take a shower or even bother to brush their teeth -- but have the indignation to be TALKING and moving all kinda ways -- shut up and keep still Funk Bot!

4. All these men folk who want a "Michelle Obama" but got the potential of Tyrone Biggums. Get it together.

5. Females who get the weave but won't get a perm. Boo -- you don't have naturally straight hair, so stop trying to blend in the Yaki Straight/Wavy No. 5 when you're nappy like me.

6. Men -- just because Pharell, Lil Wayne, or any other Pop artist rocks Skinny Jeans or "Manty-Hose" does NOT mean you get a pass to do so as well. Especially when you are well-endowed or plump -- just stop, for the sake of humanity -- JUST STOP!

7. People who walk up and down the street/pedestrian and talk EXTRA loud. Don't nobody care that Ray and em got in a fight or that you need a fill-in. Shut the hell UP.

8. People who create this whole new personality on Facebook, Myspace & Twitter. Gigabyte Gangstas, faux e-Celebrities, and Megapixel Thieves are not things you should wish to be remembered as.

9. People who can't be themselves period. The clothes, the money, the friends, the Letters should NOT make the person -- the person should MAKE them.

10. Grills. Pearly Whites are so much more visually pleasing.

11. Nightgown T-shirts -- "make ya mama proud and take that thing two sizes down"

12. Folk over 21+ who still say stuff like "Men ain't shit" or "These females ain't shit" -- grow the hell up.

13. Sentences that start off with "Don't tell nobody I told you" ... because following it, is generally some rumor and hearsay.

14. Holier than thou Christians -- you know them folks who will tell you everything that is wrong with your life but their own house is on fire.

15. Dudes that always talk about "stacks on deck" but stay at they mama's house and don't even have a job...

16. Folks who are constantly talking bout "SWAG"...swagg-tastic, swaggerific, etc. I mean, damn, y'all really know how to beat a dead horse.

17. Folks that call YOUR phone and the first thing outta their mouth is "who dis?"...ummm, you called ME, right?

18. People who constantly stare but say nothing. Get the nerve to say something.